No pictures, 'cuz that would have been rude. But imagine it: a white T with centered, big block lettering:
You know I love fun signs.
This this one, for example: a little tiny azulejo on the side of a courthouse for "suspended sentences." How delightfully discreet.
I'm curious about you too! People coming and going, everywhere, for myriad motives.
(Welcome mat courtesy of a boutique hotel in central Lisbon.)
If you insist, who am I to refuse?
No coffee served, to my dismay. But the store is convenient... I'll give it that.
"Baby Up & Down with me?" Ermm, sounds scandalous. But, this sounds like a proposition Ivan wouldn't pass up. Why Not?
[Many people adhere to the adage "What would Jesus do?" To those, I mean no disrespect, but I'd rather live by the adage, "What would Ivan do?"]
Where to even begin?
Consider hiring a proofreader before printing the wares.