Saturday, October 30, 2010

heard (II)

"I've only had three bad breakups in my fantasy world."

"But it's your fantasy is that possible?"
"I'm a pessimist."

"When a lesbian couple has PMS at the same time, pffff... well...
that's the Everest!"

"When you choose an IT profession, you also have to choose from a menu of disadvantages. You could be overweight, for example. You could be addicted to MSN or to gaming. Or you could drink a lot. I chose Warhammer and drinking."
-Ivan I