Sunday, July 4, 2010


A few weeks ago I ordered chinese food for the first time here in Porto Alegre. I had already managed my expectations for China In Box--given the name, commercials, and reputation. It's the McDonalds of mock-Chinese, basically.

But, really, what the hell is with this fortune?

"What is the best Chinese food chain in Brazil? Send a text message, 1 for China In Box, 2 for others, to.... and enter [a contest, presumably]."

I got the shaft! Bah, tchê! ha ha ha!