Sunday, April 4, 2010

Heard

...at a ridiculous churrasco-gorging session this evening...


Loquinha: I can't have another caipirinha. I have to work at eleven tomorrow.

Lisa: (incredulously) I have to be at work at seven!

Ivan: (quietly) I have to harvest my strawberries on Farmville.

(gales of laughter)

...later...

Loquinha: I can't wait to get home and undo my pants.