Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Não, não pode! (No. No you can't!)

Please enjoy this series of photographs which will clearly illustrate The Rules for you.

No parking (estacionmento) and no trumpeting.

No pee-pee-ing on the grass.

(Roughly translated, "Our lawn is not your dog's bathroom.")

No backwards E’s.

No high-fives, no hamburgers bigger than the bun, no chiclete, and for heaven’s sake, no Argentinians.

Thank you,

Loquinha (straight-and-narrow) Gauchinha

P.S. We're not against The Fun: you can run into the box.

And you can, in fact, are encouraged to S-A-F-E-T-Y Dance!