Please enjoy this series of photographs which will clearly illustrate The Rules for you.
No parking (estacionmento) and no trumpeting.
No pee-pee-ing on the grass.
(Roughly translated, "Our lawn is not your dog's bathroom.")
No backwards E’s.
No high-fives, no hamburgers bigger than the bun, no chiclete, and for heaven’s sake, no Argentinians.
Loquinha (straight-and-narrow) Gauchinha
P.S. We're not against The Fun: you can run into the box.
And you can, in fact, are encouraged to S-A-F-E-T-Y Dance!